Ducky tie

Today, Marshal has acquired a blue tie with a yellow-duck pattern, which I. despises because I find the design unstylish.
Now that Lily is pregnant, her breasts have gotten bigger, so I wanted to saw them;both Lily and Marshall refuse. We decided to go to "Shinjitsu", a teppanyaki restaurant, for dinner, where I  insult the cooking style, saying that I can do with ease all the techniques the chef can do.
Marshal became angry and challenges me to do every technique, with permission to touch Lily's breasts if I succeed. If I fail, I must wear the duck tie for one year.
I unnerves Marshall and Lily throughout dinner with suggestions that I'm as adept at cooking as I claim. When I offer to call off the bet if I'm allowed to see Lily's breasts for 30 seconds in the alley, they accept until Marshall realizes that I haave been conditioning Marshall to associate my sneezing with the desire to go to "Shinjitsu" as part of a future scheme to use Marshall if Barney ever wanted something from him. Lily and Marshall are confident they have won the bet until after dinner, when I easily execute all but one of the cooking techniques. In desperation, Lily pulls up her shirt and flashes her breasts at me, which distract and prevent me from succeeding at the final cooking technique. When we return to MacLaren's, I reluctantly begin wearing the ducky tie.

(Meanwhile, during dinner, Ted relays the story of what happened when he ran into Victoria again at the Architects Ball. Ted makes a long-awaited apology for cheating on her, which Victoria accepts although she is no longer angry. However, she is surprised to learn that Ted does not find it strange that he, Robin and me hang out every night, despite the fact that both men dated and broke up with Robin. When Ted offers to help Victoria wash the dishes at her bakery, he learns that she is going to be engaged to Klaus, a classmate from Germany, and becomes upset when he learns that she got together with him a day and a half after she and Ted broke up. They end up arguing, but begin reminiscing about their time together after Ted reveals he deeply regretted cheating on her and they had loved one another; they end up sharing a kiss.)